amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

(via toocooltobehipster)


driveshaftgroupie:

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This makes me legitimately happy

(via toocooltobehipster)



rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

(via lovely-lady-lumpss)


gingerb3ard:

hannilicious:

gingerb3ard:

rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

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you must be fun at parties

i would be if i got invited

(via lovely-lady-lumpss)


strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via lovely-lady-lumpss)


ohweremyotpbaby:

abfabarooney:

winterlong:

yourroyalpenis:

i-speak-fluent-nerd:

magick-mayhem:

STOOOOOP

THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRY RUDE

The clock one got me.

This post actually made me teary eyed.

This is bloody heartbreaking

Got to the second one and realized what it was FKIN TEARS

THIS IS NOT OKAY

(via 314eater)


burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

(via lovely-lady-lumpss)


(via forebidden)


foreverrsearching:

^ this 

foreverrsearching:

^ this 

(via p-raise)


ace-mma:

White Chicks (2004)

Cinematic masterpiece

(via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)


Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

(via happiest)


sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(via happiest)