unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

(via orgasmic-humor)


ziamdynasty:

#Lord Disick is taking none of your bullshit today

(via orgasmic-humor)


iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

(via orgasmic-humor)


shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via orgasmic-humor)


panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

(via orgasmic-humor)


archivistofnerddom:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.


You know that guy with the metal arm that has a star on it? Yeah. I’m going to need that arm. No, really. I need it.

archivistofnerddom:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

You know that guy with the metal arm that has a star on it? Yeah. I’m going to need that arm. No, really. I need it.

(via orgasmic-humor)


thevoicecalledcheesecake:

As a social experiment all media should agree to completely ignore celebrities for a year and study the lengths they’re willing to go to in order to garner some attention

(via orgasmic-humor)


stevenjm:

dustinupstate:

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

The fuck?

The dude’s face in the last one is PERFECT.

(via laughcentre)


kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

image

sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

(via laughcentre)


sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

(via forebidden)




vvidget:

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

(via orgasmic-humor)


Boys cry
Cigarettes do kill,
parents lie,
boats sink,
flowers die,
Life goes on,
with or without you.
sad facts that come along with existing (via bl-ossomed)

(via happiest)


i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

(via orgasmic-humor)